Artsy types AQUILOGY can't stand

My campus is very close to Yeoville and as a result I've come across the most weirdest artsy people but out of all the artsy types out there, the following have the inexplicable ability to rub me the wrong way: 1. The old school Hip-Hop lover/New school hater: I think we have every one who listens to Hip Hop has met one of these, everytime you talk about Hip Hop they tell you that they don't listen to the new stuff because it's rubbish. They'll spend the whole hour trying to convince you how the old is pure and raw and how the new is full of ignorant crap. If you try to tell them that painting the new school cats with the same brush is narrow minded because there is good Music being produced by the new cats like CRAC Knuckles etc, they get angry and tell you that you've been brainwashed by Radio DJ's.

2. The up and coming Musicians: I have love for up and coming musicians most of my drinking buddies are up and coming musicians but I really hate it when they try to give you their Demo CD to listen over the weekend and expect you to give them your opinion on it or when we are at a party and they start they're crap like saying: "Yoh guys turn the music down, I have a new song I'm working on I want you all to hear it". Dude, we're at a party we don't want to hear you new material, this isn't the time nor the place so please just give us a break.

3.Mr/Ms Green: Ever since Al Gore's 'The Inconvenient truth' came out every body thinks he/she is an Environmentalist they think that by "Going green" they'll reverse Climate change. What's funny is that their idea of going green is recycling and buying Bio-degradable products, Newsflash that won't work if you continue to let your pool pump run during winter, buy bottled water and do all type of sh*t every time they try to preach to me about going green I tell I'm poor your carbon footprint is bigger than mine.

4.The nude photographer: A year ago i used to hang out with this dude who was a student photographer, he had an Interest in fine art nudes and he once showed me this photo he'd taken that I won't forget. The photo was of a naked man lying don surrounded by dildos( No really) everything in the picture was black and white save for the man's genitalia and the dildos it was quiet disturbing. I remember one time I had a hard time finding volunteers for his work, I volunteered to be his model and he declined. I asked why he didn't want me to be his model and he told me I'm too big, he need Muscular men and skinny women because they are well defined and every part of your body has to be visible. That pissed me off because if you claim that the human body is a work of art why discriminate? are you trying to tell me that fat people aren't works of art? If you notice all nude photographers use thin models for their work, I'm a lover of photography and I have noticed that photographers hardly ever use big models( Just google nude photography if you don't believe me) and that is crap.

5.The vegan poet: I can deal poets thinkikng that they are more Intellegent than every body* and I can deal with vegans' assetion that their dietary choices are more healthier that every body else's but i can deal with vegan poets because whenever they get on stage wearing their crochet and their cheesy Biko T-shirts they usually go on about how meat is murder and how we need to treat all breathing things with dignity, having the nerve to tell us to stop killing innocent craetures for our apetite. Dude, Meat tastes good and we love it, get over it.

Besides the above mentions types, I love artsy people. They know how to have good time.

* I was once one way back in High school